Honest, when I sat down today I was going to write a sincere and information-rich blog post for you about what to do when you are bored.

When you are bored, stitch a clit! This is a mockup photo for Clitarita, our best-selling design. It's shown in a bronzy-gold oval frame, which in turn is shown in a white pine frame. With a grimalkin beside it, of course! From Grimalkin Crossing.
Despite what you might think,
or what you’ll admit,
you’ll never be bored
if you’re stitching a clit!
Once you stop laughing, click on the image to pick up a copy of Clitarita, our best-selling design, for $7.95 USD

Then my crazy-ass muse showed up. I’m not sure if she thinks she’s Dorothy Parker, or if she thinks I am. Either way, I’m definitely not bored, and you got a poem that’s probably a LOT more entertaining than the original post would have been. 😏

So, without further ado…

When You Are Bored, Stitch Up a Clit!

When you are bored, and don’t give a shit,

one thing you should try is stitching a clit.

If the world’s gone gray, and nothing will fit,

pick up your needle and stitch you a clit.

There’s naught to be gained from pitching a bitch.

When you are bored, a clit’s what you stitch.

 

 

This button has Grimalkin Crossing's gray cat logo with these words: do u like freebie x-stitch pdfs? get yours! click here"Your job is so dull and you just want to quit?

There’s no better cure than stitching a clit.

 

Your partner’s a zero, and excitement just split.

Why the hell aren’t you stitching a clit?

If you’re waiting on payday and your TV is glitching,

luckily for you, this clit’s for your stitching.

 

When you are bored, take a look at this picture featuring three pages from the Clitarita counted cross stitch PDF.
A look at Clitarita’s breath-takingly simple three-page layout.

The walls are gray drab, the fire’s not lit,

you’ve got nothing to wear, food tastes like spit,

your thrill-o-meter is thrashed and ground down to grit?

I cordially invite you to stitch up a clit!

When you are bored, look at this is a horizontal line of Grimalkin paw prints. It's a divider to give a visual break in the blocks of text.

 

 

Okay, so that happened. 😁 I hope you laughed as hard as Sue and I did — please do share it with anyone who needs a giggle today!

The full price for Clitarita in PDF is $7.95 USD. You should stitch a clit today!
clitarita by gcxsd
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