Honest, when I sat down today I was going to write a sincere and information-rich blog post for you about what to do when you are bored.
or what you’ll admit,
you’ll never be bored
if you’re stitching a clit!
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Then my crazy-ass muse showed up. I’m not sure if she thinks she’s Dorothy Parker, or if she thinks I am. Either way, I’m definitely not bored, and you got a poem that’s probably a LOT more entertaining than the original post would have been. 😏
So, without further ado…
When You Are Bored, Stitch Up a Clit!
one thing you should try is stitching a clit.
If the world’s gone gray, and nothing will fit,
pick up your needle and stitch you a clit.
There’s naught to be gained from pitching a bitch.
When you are bored, a clit’s what you stitch.
Your job is so dull and you just want to quit?
There’s no better cure than stitching a clit.
Your partner’s a zero, and excitement just split.
Why the hell aren’t you stitching a clit?
If you’re waiting on payday and your TV is glitching,
luckily for you, this clit’s for your stitching.
The walls are gray drab, the fire’s not lit,
you’ve got nothing to wear, food tastes like spit,
your thrill-o-meter is thrashed and ground down to grit?
I cordially invite you to stitch up a clit!
Okay, so that happened. 😁 I hope you laughed as hard as Sue and I did — please do share it with anyone who needs a giggle today!
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